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Ted
Box Office
Hit · 11.0x
Budget$50M
Worldwide Gross$549.4M
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Ted

Ted

movie·R·Jun 29, 2012·
Box OfficeHit · 11.0x
$50M
Budget
$549.4M
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Ted

movie
R
June 29, 2012
Wokeometer Rating
1Based
Audience Woke Score
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Scale: 0 = not woke, 10 = maximally woke

TL;DR Verdict

Ted stays laser-focused on crude buddy-comedy laughs and personal growth with zero identity politics or DEI casting, delivering safe neutral entertainment at a 1/10 woke score.

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Detailed Analysis

The 2012 film Ted centers on John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) and his foul-mouthed living teddy bear Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) maintaining a hedonistic, pot-smoking bachelor lifestyle that strains John's relationship with girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis).

The core premise revolves around classic buddy-comedy tropes of male friendship versus romantic commitment and personal growth, with no foundation in identity politics, systemic oppression, or critiques of traditional norms. Casting features a conventional ensemble of white actors suited to the Boston setting, including supporting roles by Joel McHale and Giovanni Ribisi, without any race- or gender-swapping of established characters or DEI-driven additions.

Humor relies on raunchy, politically incorrect gags, including references to prostitution, drugs, and a scene mocking transgender searches, which MacFarlane later defended as intentional for its time without regret. Reception highlighted its box-office success and crude entertainment value rather than any activist messaging, with audience and critic discussions focusing on offensiveness in the opposite direction of progressive themes. No creator statements indicate activist intent, and the narrative would remain intact without any modern social justice framing.

Key Factors

  • Crude anti-PC humor targeting taboos rather than promoting them
  • Traditional casting and Boston-set premise without diversity mandates
  • Core story of male friendship and maturation free of identity politics
  • Creator defense of politically incorrect content as non-regrettable

Methodology: Each score synthesizes audience discourse, critic and aggregator reception, and press coverage — weighed against the work itself, not any single source.

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Gender Ideology & LGBTQ+ Themes
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Preachiness & Message-First Agenda
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Is Ted Woke?

We've run a full content analysis on Ted and scored it 1/10 on the woke scale. Read our detailed breakdown above to see exactly what we found.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of woke content is in Ted?

Our analysis checks for themes like identity politics, race-swapping, gender ideology, environmental activism, anti-religious messaging, and other progressive agenda elements. The score breakdown above shows which specific categories were flagged and how heavily they factor into Ted's overall score.

Is Ted family-friendly?

Wokeometer focuses on ideological content rather than traditional ratings (violence, language, etc.). Ted is rated R. For a full picture, combine our woke analysis with the age rating to decide if it's right for your family.

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