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Yoga Hosers
Box Office
Flop · 0.0x
Budget$5M
Worldwide Gross$38.8K
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Yoga Hosers

Yoga Hosers

movie·PG-13·Jul 8, 2016·
Box OfficeFlop · 0.0x
$5M
Budget
$38.8K
Gross
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Yoga Hosers

movie
PG-13
July 8, 2016
Wokeometer Rating
2Based
Audience Woke Score
No Ratings Yet
Scale: 0 = not woke, 10 = maximally woke

TL;DR Verdict

Yoga Hosers scores a low 2/10 on wokeness by sticking to absurd horror-comedy about teen clerks fighting tiny Nazi clones, with zero identity politics or social justice messaging.

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Detailed Analysis

Yoga Hosers centers on two original teenage female protagonists, Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, who work at a Canadian convenience store, practice yoga, and battle absurd Bratzis (tiny bratwurst Nazi clones) and a Goalie Golem using their skills to save their party plans.

The story draws from classic silly horror-comedy tropes with Canadian stereotypes and historical Nazi backstory played purely for grotesque laughs, without any framing around systemic oppression, identity politics, or critiques of traditional norms. No race or gender swaps of established characters appear, and the film contains no LGBTQ+ elements or dialogue addressing social justice themes. Creator intent selected the female teen leads partly for demographic representation, yet this choice aligns directly with the in-story premise of store clerks and yoga enthusiasts rather than serving as an inorganic insertion.

Audience reception centered on the film's self-indulgent absurdity and poor execution instead of any ideological messaging, producing neither notable woke backlash nor praise for activism. The low score reflects this minimal progressive content that remains incidental to the absurd comedy premise.

Key Factors

  • Female teen leads chosen partly for demographic representation per creator intent, but fully justified by the in-story premise of store clerks and yoga enthusiasts
  • No race/gender-swaps of established characters, no LGBTQ+ elements, no dialogue or subplots addressing social justice themes
  • Reception focused on the film's self-indulgent absurdity and poor execution rather than any ideological messaging; no notable woke backlash or praise for activism

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Is Yoga Hosers Woke?

We've run a full content analysis on Yoga Hosers and scored it 2/10 on the woke scale. Read our detailed breakdown above to see exactly what we found.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of woke content is in Yoga Hosers?

Our analysis checks for themes like identity politics, race-swapping, gender ideology, environmental activism, anti-religious messaging, and other progressive agenda elements. The score breakdown above shows which specific categories were flagged and how heavily they factor into Yoga Hosers's overall score.

Is Yoga Hosers family-friendly?

Wokeometer focuses on ideological content rather than traditional ratings (violence, language, etc.). Yoga Hosers is rated PG-13. For a full picture, combine our woke analysis with the age rating to decide if it's right for your family.

How does Wokeometer score movies?

We evaluate media across multiple ideological categories on a 0–10 scale. Scores of 0–3 mean story-first, 4–6 have moderate elements, and 7–10 flag heavily agenda-driven content. Learn more about our methodology →

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Top Cast

Lily-Rose Depp
4Mixed

Lily-Rose Depp

Colleen Collette

Harley Quinn Smith
2.5Based

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Colleen McKenzie

Natasha Lyonne
5.6Mixed

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3.2Based

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Vanessa Paradis
1Based

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2Based

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Justin Long
2.4Based

Justin Long

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Ralph Garman
1Based

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Austin Butler
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Tony Hale
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