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Simon Sez
Box Office
Flop · 0.0x
Budget$10M
Worldwide Gross$292.2K
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Simon Sez

movie·PG-13·Sep 24, 1999·
Box OfficeFlop · 0.0x
$10M
Budget
$292.2K
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Simon Sez

movie
PG-13
September 24, 1999
Wokeometer Rating
0Based
Audience Woke Score
10/10
Woke
1 Rating
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Detailed Analysis

Simon Sez is a 1999 action-comedy thriller with a straightforward premise: tattooed Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) teams with an old classmate to rescue a kidnapped daughter of a software tycoon while thwarting an arms dealer.

The plot follows classic spy tropes involving chases, fights, monks as comic relief, and a feisty ex-girlfriend dancer, with no social commentary, identity politics, or critiques of norms. Casting features original characters played by a diverse but incidental ensemble typical of late-1990s studio action films; Dennis Rodman stars in a newly created lead role with no source-material changes or swaps.

Reviews from the era and later focus exclusively on the film's poor execution and silliness, with zero references to progressive messaging or related controversies. Released well before modern DEI-era influences, the storytelling prioritizes entertainment and genre conventions without any foundational ideological elements. Casting evidence: Casting research is incomplete or contains unresolved comparisons; overall casting fidelity has not been established. Documented credits include Dennis Rodman as Simon; Dane Cook as Nick Miranda.

Key Factors

  • 1999 release date with traditional action-comedy plot
  • Original characters and story with no established role changes
  • Complete absence of identity politics, systemic themes, or representation-focused elements
  • Negative reception centered on quality, not messaging

Methodology: Each score synthesizes audience discourse, critic and aggregator reception, and press coverage — weighed against the work itself, not any single source.

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Identity Politics & Racial Essentialism
Gender Ideology & LGBTQ+ Themes
DEI Casting & Representation Mandates
Preachiness & Message-First Agenda
Corporate & Creator Activism

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Is Simon Sez Woke?

We've run a full content analysis on Simon Sez and scored it 0/10 on the woke scale. Read our detailed breakdown above to see exactly what we found.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of woke content is in Simon Sez?

Our analysis checks for themes like identity politics, race-swapping, gender ideology, environmental activism, anti-religious messaging, and other progressive agenda elements. The score breakdown above shows which specific categories were flagged and how heavily they factor into Simon Sez's overall score.

Is Simon Sez family-friendly?

Wokeometer focuses on ideological content rather than traditional ratings (violence, language, etc.). Simon Sez is rated PG-13. For a full picture, combine our woke analysis with the age rating to decide if it's right for your family.

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We evaluate media across multiple ideological categories on a 0–10 scale. Scores of 0–3 mean story-first, 4–6 have moderate elements, and 7–10 flag heavily agenda-driven content. Learn more about our methodology →

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Top Cast

Dennis Rodman
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Dennis Rodman

Simon

Dane Cook
0Based

Dane Cook

Nick Miranda

John Pinette
0Based

John Pinette

Micro

Ricky Harris
0Based

Ricky Harris

Macro

Filip Nikolic
0Based

Filip Nikolic

Michael Gabrielli

Natalia Cigliuti
0Based

Natalia Cigliuti

Claire Fence

Emma Wiklund
0.3Based

Emma Wiklund

the Dancer

Jérôme Pradon
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Jérôme Pradon

Ashton

Xiong Xinxin
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Xiong Xinxin

Xin Xin (Bodyguard)

Henri Courseaux
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Henri Courseaux

Bernard Gabrielli

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Audience Reviews1

saasWoke10/10
Nov 2, 2026

Maybe not in its message, but certainly in the way Hollywood tries to destroy Western culture. If you catch my drift.