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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Box Office
Underperformed · 1.1x
Budget$1.5M
Worldwide Gross$1.7M
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

movie·R·Oct 24, 2025·
Box OfficeUnderperformed · 1.1x
$1.5M
Budget
$1.7M
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

movie
R
October 24, 2025
Wokeometer Rating
4Mixed
Audience Woke Score
No Ratings Yet
Scale: 0 = not woke, 10 = maximally woke

TL;DR Verdict

Moderate wokeness (4/10): Strong indie drama on motherhood's strains with incidental progressive framing of patriarchal gaps, but no overt activism, DEI pushes, or identity politics—prioritizes tension and humor for broad appeal.

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Detailed Analysis

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a critically acclaimed indie drama centered on a mother's unraveling amid her child's illness, home disasters, and professional strains, executed with strong performances led by Rose Byrne.

Progressive elements are minor and incidental: some reviews and interviews frame the maternal desperation as a critique of patriarchal indifference and inadequate societal support for mothers (e.g., absent husband, unsupportive male therapist), with director Mary Bronstein drawing from personal experiences to highlight motherhood taboos and therapy limits. Casting includes diverse supporting roles like A$AP Rocky as a motel superintendent and Conan O'Brien against type, but these feel organic to the modern setting without forced DEI or swaps.

No central identity politics, LGBTQ representation, or overt lectures; the narrative prioritizes psychological tension and dark humor over activism. Lacking backlash or creator-stated ideological mandates, it maintains broad appeal as pure entertainment focused on universal parental anxiety.

Methodology: Each score synthesizes audience discourse, critic and aggregator reception, and press coverage — weighed against the work itself, not any single source.

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Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Woke?

We've run a full content analysis on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and scored it 4/10 on the woke scale. Read our detailed breakdown above to see exactly what we found.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of woke content is in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Our analysis checks for themes like identity politics, race-swapping, gender ideology, environmental activism, anti-religious messaging, and other progressive agenda elements. The score breakdown above shows which specific categories were flagged and how heavily they factor into If I Had Legs I'd Kick You's overall score.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You family-friendly?

Wokeometer focuses on ideological content rather than traditional ratings (violence, language, etc.). If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R. For a full picture, combine our woke analysis with the age rating to decide if it's right for your family.

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Top Cast

Rose Byrne
2.8Based

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien
0.6Based

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky
2.5Based

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald
4.5Mixed

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn
2.5Based

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein
4Mixed

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk
4Mixed

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
4Mixed

Mark Stolzenberg

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Manu Narayan
4Mixed

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Christian Slater
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