The narrative centers on the traditional heterosexual romance between the titular characters, Gnomeo voiced by James McAvoy and Juliet voiced by Emily Blunt, as they bridge the divide between rival red and blue gnome factions in a classic family-feud premise. Elements like lawnmower chases and encounters with plastic flamingos add comedic flair while preserving the source material's focus on star-crossed lovers and familial conflict, without introducing any modern reinterpretations. This fidelity to the original story contributes to the film's low woke score of zero.

There are no alterations to gender or sexuality in the romance, no activist overlays on the feud theme, and an absence of creator statements or casting decisions that push DEI initiatives or identity exploration. The result is an entertainment-focused family film that prioritizes classic storytelling over contemporary social messaging.