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Cold Storage
Box Office
Flop · 0.4x
Budget$10M
Worldwide Gross$4M
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Cold Storage

Cold Storage

movie·R·Jan 22, 2026·
Box OfficeFlop · 0.4x
$10M
Budget
$4M
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Cold Storage

movie
R
January 22, 2026
Wokeometer Rating
2Based
Audience Woke Score
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Scale: 0 = not woke, 10 = maximally woke

TL;DR Verdict

Cold Storage: 2/10 wokeness – pure B-movie sci-fi horror-comedy fun with zero politics, identity agendas, or social lectures, just survival gore and thrills.

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Detailed Analysis

Cold Storage is a straightforward sci-fi horror-comedy focused on a mutating fungus escaping containment and turning people into grotesque hosts, with a grizzled operative (Liam Neeson) teaming up with two young facility workers (Joe Keery and Georgina Campbell) for survival antics.

The storytelling remains purely entertaining, drawing from B-movie tropes like Tremors or Evolution, with no progressive ideological elements in the premise, character arcs, or themes—no identity politics, systemic oppression narratives, critiques of traditional norms, or social justice lectures. Casting includes incidental diversity with Georgina Campbell as one lead, but there are no race-swaps, forced inclusions clashing with the source novel by David Koepp (who also wrote the screenplay), or emphasis on race/gender as plot drivers.

No LGBTQ+ representation, pronoun usage, or activist intent from creators appears in reviews or interviews. Audience reception praises it as fun, dumb, and gore-filled without any backlash labeling it 'woke' or citing DEI compromises, confirming its neutral, apolitical appeal.

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  • Jonny Campbell

Is Cold Storage Woke?

We've run a full content analysis on Cold Storage and scored it 2/10 on the woke scale. Read our detailed breakdown above to see exactly what we found.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of woke content is in Cold Storage?

Our analysis checks for themes like identity politics, race-swapping, gender ideology, environmental activism, anti-religious messaging, and other progressive agenda elements. The score breakdown above shows which specific categories were flagged and how heavily they factor into Cold Storage's overall score.

Is Cold Storage family-friendly?

Wokeometer focuses on ideological content rather than traditional ratings (violence, language, etc.). Cold Storage is rated R. For a full picture, combine our woke analysis with the age rating to decide if it's right for your family.

How does Wokeometer score movies?

We evaluate media across multiple ideological categories on a 0–10 scale. Scores of 0–3 mean story-first, 4–6 have moderate elements, and 7–10 flag heavily agenda-driven content. Learn more about our methodology →

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